I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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