WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
31 Times Kim Kardashian Showed Her Love For Balmain
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
19 Tricks To Help You Join The Mile High Club
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.