I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
I wish you could order shots online.
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?