So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
were you high?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?