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(810): View more from Michigan

I must be too annoying 4 u.

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(518): View more from New York

What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.

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(571): View more from Virginia

She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.

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(404): View more from Georgia

If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.

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(678): View more from Georgia

He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.

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(716): View more from New York

i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.

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(360): View more from Washington

Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE

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