Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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