craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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