We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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