You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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