you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
false alarm. still invincible.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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