question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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