i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
and you fell through a lawn chair
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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