Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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