Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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