Your dad touched me again.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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