Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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