Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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