There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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