Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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