After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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