I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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