so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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