i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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