if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Come share oat with me in your robe
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
