How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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