O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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