How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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