im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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