i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm too high and old for this...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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