How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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