all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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