So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I am naked and annoyed.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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