you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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