But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
