their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just saw a hot homeless man
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
tell me about the fingering
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