as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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