Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Vodka?
Forever.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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