how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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