are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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