If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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