would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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