So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I love you. Go after that dick
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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