office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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