just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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