let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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