I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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