I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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