And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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ttyl tear gas
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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