alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
they're like a gay fantastic four
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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