At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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