why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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