I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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