Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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