can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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