AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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