i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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