I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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