stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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