Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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