its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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